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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 07:40

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

share office space ...

Then came..

Hysterias & Posteriors

Aspergillus fumigatus, lethal fungus spreading across US raises alarm — Florida, Texas, California & more states at risk - Mint

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So, the docs changed it to read

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

NASA's Voyager Spacecraft Found A 30,000-50,000 Kelvin "Wall" At The Edge Of Our Solar System - IFLScience

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Scientists release a statement after identifying a strange object in space emitting signals to Earth every 44 minutes. - Farmingdale Observer

Unacceptable again!

So they tried

Still no good

Why is the mainstream media, traditionally liberal except for Fox, not reporting on Trump like he's a traditional candidate who has ideas, values, and a concern for the common good?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Minds and Behinds

PS5's Brilliant New State of Play Breaks Records for Sony - Push Square

They put up a sign reading

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Thumbs down again.

Dollar surge could be short-lived after U.S. strike on Iran - CNBC

Nuts and Butts

Everyone loved it.

——K-Pop Songs that got boring really quickly

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Next, they tried...

Just Forget it!

One Of The Rarest Video Games Ever Has Been Preserved Online - GameSpot

No go.

No way

Analysis & Anal Cysts

The Law Firms That Appeased Trump—and Angered Their Clients - WSJ

Loons and Moons

Freaks and Cheeks

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

What is Quora? Are there any tips?

No, not a chance

Another attempt resulted in ...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

How high oil could go if Iran closes the Strait of Hormuz, according to Goldman Sachs and others - CNBC

Catatonics & High Colonics

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Still no good.

Why do philosophy of physics when you can do physics itself? - Aeon